shit and cum

the action on pooping from asshole and ejaculation on men i mean u fucking sus nigga omg

i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt

by shee shee poopy nigga October 17, 2020

Shit and cum

Penis juice, Poo

I like to shit and cum in the bathroom

by Sjshbdhd May 7, 2021

shit and piss and cum

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

by RecordHead May 28, 2020

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021

Cum and Shit Soufflé

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.

I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit

by Swampyman May 19, 2019