SFGTD 

Something for god to do.

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Just put SFGTD

SFGTD by lumby1 October 10, 2008

sftdj 

Short for "sorry for the dark joke", used before or after a racist or bad taste joke

*insert bad joke here*, sftdj

sftdj by dabro_pellegretti June 10, 2022

SFWTD 

Suffering a Fate Worse Than Death.

Originally meaning that ones fate was worse than actually dying, SFWTD is now a verb for when something bad is happening to someone in particular.

Guy 1: "Dude, Jessica's mom found her hash stash."
Guy 2: "Yeah, She's probably SFWTD by now man."

SFWTD by BrutalxBeatdown December 14, 2010

SFTD 

Abbreviation for "Sorry For The Delay". Usually used in texting when someone doesn't respond back to a correspondence in a reasonable amount of time.

"SFTD... I've really been swamped at work. What's up?"

SFTD by WhisperBug March 6, 2019