a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.
mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'
A iconic 6 worded phrase commonly used by famous YouTube streamer who’s name is Darren Watkins Jr. Usually referred to as “IShowSpeed” who has been a iconic internet sensation known by his outrageous impulses, and by his iconic moments. For example, him raging, Talking Ben, His obsession for the Portuguese Footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo. And by doing extreme dangerous activities and challenges. The “Are you serious right neow bro” phrase takes back all the way to July 2022 where one of ‘Speed’s clones’ who’s name is Emerson O’Dell, usually referred to as “WhiteBoyEm” said that phrase in a stream of him playing the video game called “Fall Guys. And since then, that 6 worded phrase has been used all around the internet.
IShowSpeed: “Bro I swear. If I get one more Mexican player I’m getting off this game.”
*he gets a Spanish player*
Also IShowSpeed: “are you serious right neow bro. ALL THESE FUCKING MEXICAN PLAYERS!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!