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682 is a Keter class anomaly. SCP-682 large vaguely reptile like creature of unknown origin, it has almost unlimited regenerative abilites. It's observed to have high strength, speed and reflexes, SCP-682 will grow and decrease in size while it's shedding material, it eats anything organic and inorganic. SCP-682 had a conversation with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 is to be terminated as soon as possible, as it has a hatred of all life. Most classic termination test was the attempt to use 409 on 682, 409 is a crystal and anything coming in contact with 409 will crystalize after 3 hours after complete crystalization the crystalized area will burst into hundreds of fragments.
SCP-682 is exposed to 409, 682 shows signs of extreme pain and begins having seizures, Crystalization stops at 62% and the area explodes, SCP-682 states that it will kill all staff involved in this test.
SCP-682 breached containment, you better run!
SCP-682 by adudewithadog June 19, 2020
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A big boy lizard. His skin tissue and other parts regenerate extremely fast making him practically invincible. Dr Bright likes him.
Dr Bright fed 2 kids and a condom filled with Diet Coke to SCP 682
scp 682 by Hamangas March 17, 2019
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SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.
have you heard of scp 682? its so fake man
scp 682 by is this reddit? December 29, 2020
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