SCOTD

Stupid Comment Of The Day

When using online media many times you will find a comment that has been made by someone that obviously has not read the post, watched the video, read the article etc. While many of these might be thought to be stupid or made by stupid people SCOTD is not meant to address these. Using good internet etiquette replies to such should point out the incorrect and or unsupported claims and correct them if at all possible. The use of SCOTD should be reserved to address reply comments ( commenter replies to an existing comment) that clearly indicate that the commenter doesn't understand the basic premise or are mixed up as to even what the intent of the comment is, or more rarely but also applicable have worded it so poorly as to make it appear that their statement is the opposite of their actual intent.

SCOTD by BirdyNumNums November 18, 2018

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

scoady 

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

scoady by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

Pork Scotch dance by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009

scoodlypooping 

John Green's word for love-making.

I heard Jen and Brad were scoodlypooping last night.

scoodlypooping by Sapphire Blane October 22, 2013