SBALD 

SBALD (acronym)
Stupid Butch Ah Lesbian Dyke

A tongue-in-cheek label used within queer circles to describe someone who is unapologetically butch, messy, and loveably clueless in their lesbian swagger.

Matheo is a SBALD

SBALD by David Vidalenc September 16, 2025

Smalding 

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

Snald 

A portmanteau of the two words "sneed" and "mald'. Originating from the Discord servers 'Snackbox' and 'Seadex', the creator of the word is most commonly considered to be the user RainingTerror. The word is commonly used to describe someone in the act of both sneeding and malding, or as a derogatory term for someone who you just don't like.

"my sonarr instance keeps breaking, how do i fix this?"
"snald with automation "enjoyings", sir"

Snald by NokiSir March 4, 2023

Scalded Ape 

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast

The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.

Scalded Ape by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

faster than a scalded dog by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

smaldino

Mindofrez fan

Smaldino cooooool

smaldino by Mindgo November 7, 2018

nigley shalders 

A racial slur meaning "black intellectual"

hoe 1: I am sexually attracted to that Nigley Shalders over there
hoe 2: I though he was gay?
hoe 1: good thing I am a transvestite
hoe 2: nigga what the fuck

nigley shalders by sussy stef October 20, 2021