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Definitions by JacksonFucksYourMom

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke 

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

Fuck No Boys cuz that’s gay 

It’s the next tier in fuck boy world
They aren’t fuck boys cuz they don’t fuck boys but they dont fuck boys cuz that’s gay
Girl 1:Holy shit! Look at that fuck boy
Girl 2:No way girl, he Fuck No Boys cuz that’s gay
Girl 1: I’m wet

Sergun Cuff 

A way for white dudes to sound way less racist in public. (Say Sergio cuff backwards)
Tyler: Damn it! Tyrone won the NBA Bet
Brandon: Ah shit Sergun Cuff
Tyrone: Hey fuck you cracker