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Sexually transmitted disease
shit man ive got "the clap"
S.T.D. by gaz July 2, 2003
Words you can keep
You have an S.T.D
S.T.D. by Mike Nichols February 28, 2004
Acronym for Scintillatingly Titled Dictionary.
Fucking hell. The Urban Dictionary is SUCH ann S.T.D!
*Cell phone rings* Oh, dude I gotta answer my S.T.D.!
S.T.D. by Cassie... January 19, 2011
simultaneous text discussion.
When you are texting someone, and they send another text before you respond to the previous one. This is giving someone an STD
person 1:"Hey, how many cats do you have?"
person 1:"Did you go to clubs often?"
person 1:"Oh shoot, sorry. I just gave you an s.t.d"
s.t.d by strach18msu November 20, 2011
A commonly used tactic or "legal fraud" in construction. Typically a constructor enters a stipulated price contract with a client. The contract is then manipulated to award additional funds to the constructor, usually placing a financial strain so immense on the client that the client must break the contract with the constructor and is still bound by the agreement to pay in full as well as any extras from contractual manipulations. Typically any work performed while the client is unknowingly being "S&T'D," is of lowest quality and and a possible hazard to public safety.
1) My husband and I were ecstatic to start the renovation of our dreams. Too bad we were S&T'D by our contractor and forced to claim bankruptcy.

2) Yo Streetknife! Cant believe dat bitch and er' husband signed dat contract. They gonna be S&T'D Faster than I can smoke crack!
S&T'D by nativeranger July 12, 2014
acronym for Save The Drama. Used emphatically to show distaste for Drama--especially from unstable female friends.
female friend: "...blah blah blah and then she went over there and told him 'yadda yadda' and well i wasn't gonna stand for that and then blah blah blah..."

you: "S.T.D, honey. i don't wanna here it."
S.T.D by t-style February 2, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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