8 definition by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk

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Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

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An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.
Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk November 18, 2004

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Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 02, 2004

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Acronym for Scintillatingly Titled Dictionary.
Fucking hell. The Urban Dictionary is SUCH ann S.T.D!
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004

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Slang term often applied to men and women who experience sexual pleasure when urinating on their partners.
I'm Pisser Jackson - and you're very wet.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

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What a woman has before she develops saggies.
They were once so firm!
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

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Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.
You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.

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