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simultaneous text discussion.
When you are texting someone, and they send another text before you respond to the previous one. This is giving someone an STD
person 1:"Hey, how many cats do you have?"
person 1:"Did you go to clubs often?"
person 1:"Oh shoot, sorry. I just gave you an s.t.d"
s.t.d by strach18msu November 20, 2011
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acronym for Save The Drama. Used emphatically to show distaste for Drama--especially from unstable female friends.
female friend: "...blah blah blah and then she went over there and told him 'yadda yadda' and well i wasn't gonna stand for that and then blah blah blah..."

you: "S.T.D, honey. i don't wanna here it."
S.T.D by t-style February 2, 2006
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
s.t.d by ftw-and-fml October 27, 2009
A made up Standard of living to keep people from proclamation emancipation sermons and justifiable sanction
They control the world with use Of Standardized S.T.D Labels
S.T.D by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
Amy: how many people did you give S.T.D ‘s to?
Charles: oh tons of people
S.T.D by Applesauces December 22, 2020
A commonly used tactic or "legal fraud" in construction. Typically a constructor enters a stipulated price contract with a client. The contract is then manipulated to award additional funds to the constructor, usually placing a financial strain so immense on the client that the client must break the contract with the constructor and is still bound by the agreement to pay in full as well as any extras from contractual manipulations. Typically any work performed while the client is unknowingly being "S&T'D," is of lowest quality and and a possible hazard to public safety.
1) My husband and I were ecstatic to start the renovation of our dreams. Too bad we were S&T'D by our contractor and forced to claim bankruptcy.

2) Yo Streetknife! Cant believe dat bitch and er' husband signed dat contract. They gonna be S&T'D Faster than I can smoke crack!
S&T'D by nativeranger July 12, 2014
Sexually transmitted disease
shit man ive got "the clap"
S.T.D. by gaz July 2, 2003
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