S.S.A.P 

S.S.A.P commenly means some sex after porn. Usually between a woman and man.

Jeremy: I thaught you were coming over yesterday with Jen?
John: I was but we gad S.S.A.P

S.S.A.P by Silver Turtle March 19, 2008

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

P.A.S.S. 

PULL. AIM. SQEEZE. SPRAY.

This is clear instructions on how to blast a motherfucker and riddle them with at least 45% accuracy.

Any weapon works but this is proficient with a Draco or a Glock with a switch on it.

Hol up lemme P.A.S.S. this nigga real quick

Imma P.A.S.S. yo ass in a minute

Person 1.) Hey man you hear what Rick has been saying about you

Person 2.) FUCK YEAH I HAVE! IMMA MAKE LIGHT WORK OF HIM AND P.A.S.S HIS ASS

P.A.S.S. by Thuglord42069 August 30, 2023

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief

Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.

N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

Y.A.S.A.P 

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).

John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P

Y.A.S.A.P by kats_legend August 5, 2011