O.M.D.S. 

One More Dammit Syndrome. Describes one that goes the extra mile in any activity. Is a kiss ass to coach, teacher, etc. Usually of Jewish descent. A person who just needs one more.

Someone who drives a strawberry douche Chevy Monte Carlo.

"Let someone else try it"
"ONE MORE DAMMIT!!!"
"Poor kid suffers from a severe case off O.M.D.S."

"Damn Jew-fro"

O.M.D.S. by askjlvfhklasjfhglkajshfglkjasdfh March 5, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.O.M.D. 

Short for:

Sit On My Dick

"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"

S.O.M.D. by This Life Style October 26, 2005

S.O.M.D. 

Son of a mother duck!

*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.

S.O.M.D. by epicninjarapelol February 17, 2010

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017

d.t.s.o.m.f. 

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

d.t.s.o.m.f. by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021