S.A.L.S.

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.

My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.

by John DICE April 5, 2007

S.A.L.S.H.

The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.

by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010

s.a.l.s.a

Stop
Acting
Like
Shit is
Alright

Tim: hey how are you dealing with the breakup Jessica ?
Jessica: I’m fine *tries not to get emotional*
Tim: Jess! S.A.L.S.A , it’s okay to be upset.

by Zolo Jazz Kup August 13, 2018

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.A.L.T.S

You know when people are texting and somebody says something funny you will probably text lol but the question is are you really laughing? no, you're not. so the next time you are about to text somebody text salts.

salt stands for Smiled a little then stopped.

Person A: I saw this person who was 40 watching Peppa pig

Person B: Salts

there for use s.a.l.t.s

by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020

S.A.L.T.S

smiled a little then stopped

in stead of saying L.O.L and lying to the person you are texting and you self say S.A.L.T.S.

by crazy_panda28 April 22, 2014

S.A.L.T.S.

Smiled a little then stopped.

My friend texted me a funny meme, but all I said back was, "S.A.L.T.S.".

by ThatNoobyDude December 4, 2024