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S.A.L- song by G.N.O
S.A.L over there has gotten a girlfriend even though she punched me yesterday.
S.A.L by Maddie Monroe February 22, 2023
Sucker ass Larry. The guy at the party trying way to hard to be cool. Chicks don't dig him guys don't like him but he thinks he's the shit.
nice bad boys tattoo you fu*king sal
S.A.L. by Adam Richie April 21, 2004
Stands for "Sucks At Life". Someone who sucks at whatever they attempt whether it be women, friends, money, jobs, skills, etc.
Guy 1: See that ugly guy over there trying to dance?

Guy 2: Yea. He's lookin really stupid.

Guy 1: He's working hard enough trying to score cool points, what a S.A.L.
s.a.l. by Chong...... March 10, 2008

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.
I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!
S.A.L.T.S. by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.A.L.S. 

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.
My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.
S.A.L.S. by John DICE April 5, 2007

S.A.L.S.H. 

The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.
S.A.L.S.H. by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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