Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara

Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Ryan and Shane’s Bridge by jmjdthmhnsl April 30, 2019

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Ryan booty

A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right

It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass

Ryan booty by Sherryl H June 21, 2019

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Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

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Ryan Ross

The former guitarist/backup vocalist from Panic! At The Disco. Also, the only man I know who can apply eye makeup better than me.

Ryan Ross is super cute! He can also apply eye makeup better than I can, but okay.

Ryan Ross by Amelie Pond Urie November 21, 2013

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