rusty trump
Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.
rusty trump by Ill_padre February 12, 2018
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Rusty Trump
the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
Rusty Trump by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021
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rusty trumpbone
A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016
rusty trumpet
1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
rusty trumpet by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002
rusty trumpkin
A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.
rusty trumpkin by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016
Rusty Trumpet
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
Rusty Trumpet by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016
Rusty Trumpet
Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
Rusty Trumpet by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008
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