Rusty Saddles

A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.

"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"

by ultrauseless December 31, 2007

rusty saddlehorn

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

by Pat W. July 20, 2008