Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.

by rxlouden March 08, 2016

Rusty Nails

He is some kinda odd creature who wears leather pants with a silk shirt...is sexually confused likes to burp very loudly to attract mexicoons and raccoons Opens funhole every widely for random travelers who need to unleash a deadly STD

Rusty Nails got a lodda STD's HEHAHEHA MWA. HAHA Yo funhole got ripped open mwhhaha

by Whoopy Fee March 17, 2004

Rusty Nail

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

by scotty June 30, 2003

Rusty Nail

Gangster talk for a washed up has been or never was. riiight?

Elliot doesn't care if Steve Langford lives or dies, because langford is a rusty nail, a beef stew.

by Ultraback November 17, 2015

Rusty Nail

scotch and drambuie mixed together

to barkeep : "rusty nail please, macallan."

by carbombxhooligan December 13, 2004

Rusty Nail

Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.

Johnny was dumbfounded when he awoke in the morning to see his penis resembling a rusty nail.

by Bruce S Johnson September 05, 2009

Rusty Nail

To bang a girl on her period.

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.

by Johnny Tsunami Loves The Poonani July 08, 2006