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Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
Russian poo by california689 August 4, 2011
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Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

russian poops 

the most poopiest log known to existince
OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops
russian poops by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .
It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .
Russian poolette by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.
Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.
Russian Poolette by yousee June 9, 2018

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.
when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.
russian poolette by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.
Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.
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