A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
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Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
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It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .
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