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russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.
Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"
Russian Handjob by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026