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Flush Rush 

When you take laxatives and ipecac and then engage in sexual intercourse. When timed correctly, you both orgasm, vomit, and defecate simultaneously and fall asleep in a steaming morass of your own filth.
Could we please not get a motel room that smells like it was just the scene of a flush rush?
Flush Rush by tlaketiger119 December 2, 2009

pre-flush rush 

to flush the toilet prior to taking a dump to avoid the smell, sound of embarrising clashing water, (and most of all) the waiting for the feces to go down the pipes.
Ryan- Hey man whyd u pause the game?
Chris- I have to take a dump but i promise to stay in a pre-flush rush mode.
Ryan- Alright good, thanks man.
pre-flush rush by Chris Hrris August 19, 2007

Rush to flush 

When a group of people rush to the bathroom at the same time during an event. An example can be during halftime of a sporting event, especially the Super Bowl. Another example is the mass use of bathrooms right after lunch hour in offices.
Fan1: Aren't you going to the bathroom? It's halftime.
Fan2: Nah, I'll wait until after the rush to flush.
Rush to flush by pnwtease December 6, 2013

after-da-flush rush 

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.
donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

Flush and RUsh 

When you're taking a piss and you flush before you're done pissing and you have to finish before the toilet is done flushing. Many have made contests out of this and a scoreboard is recommended. DUDE GAME!
I just got a point in Flush and Rush
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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