when i woman has no clue how to jerkoff a guy and he ends up with cuts and burnt markson his wang
guy1: Dude last night was the worse ever with Stephany guy2: What happened?
guy1: she pulled out my cock and started a fire with it.....now i need ointement...i have a bad case of rumpleskinner
When ever you hear of the 4skin bein spoken of. It means you are about to have the best sexy dance party of your life and dantes gonna get a dick up his ass
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'