when i woman has no clue how to jerkoff a guy and he ends up with cuts and burnt markson his wang
guy1: Dude last night was the worse ever with Stephany
guy2: What happened?
guy1: she pulled out my cock and started a fire with it.....now i need ointement...i have a bad case of rumpleskinner
When ever you hear of the 4skin bein spoken of. It means you are about to have the best sexy dance party of your life and dantes gonna get a dick up his ass
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.