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The small bits of excrement that stick to your arse hair. This can be reduced if not eradicated by wiping your arse properly. Restricting your intake of vindaloos and hot kebabs will reduce the likelyhood of suffering from rugnuts. As will getting a crack wax.

Also see 'Klingons'.
"Please do not be alarmed by my squirming vicar, I'm suffering from a bad case of rugnuts".

"Excuse the smell Jeremy, I have a bad batch of rugnuts".
rugnuts by _Jas_ September 14, 2008
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Act of hog-tying one, male or female, and dragging them across a shag carpet stomach down until orgasm is achieved.
"Bro, this chick had me burning last night, worst rugnut I ever had.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012