Ruysch, believed to be the creator of pedo bear. Ended up transforming into pedo bear after a terrible accident including childrens 'tooth paste' and a lucky bear claw. Hung like an arabian orangutang, from the depths of the forrest of cockatrouse, feeds on dick. Loves the pun tho!
Example 1: Omg that is is sucha monkey ass weirdo feeding on dick right naw. OMG he is a ruysch!
Example 2: Guy 1, Omg that guy loves dick so much that fraking pedo bear
Guy 2: Yeah but he loves the pun!
Guy 1: RUYSCH!
Absolute Legend and Queen, that iconic she has her own army! the funniest person in every room she enters and definitely not straight, will probably attempt to murder her girlfriend. An icon of the 21st century and will be forever.