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Ruysch, believed to be the creator of pedo bear. Ended up transforming into pedo bear after a terrible accident including childrens 'tooth paste' and a lucky bear claw. Hung like an arabian orangutang, from the depths of the forrest of cockatrouse, feeds on dick. Loves the pun tho!
Example 1: Omg that is is sucha monkey ass weirdo feeding on dick right naw. OMG he is a ruysch!

Example 2: Guy 1, Omg that guy loves dick so much that fraking pedo bear
Guy 2: Yeah but he loves the pun!
Guy 1: RUYSCH!
Ruysch by bracyface November 10, 2010
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Ruschmann's Law 

Named after Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter, stating that if glitter is present, it will inevitably get EVERYWHERE.
Why is there glitter in my microwave?

Ruschmann's Law man, Ruschmann's Law.
Ruschmann's Law by thegnome6631 November 14, 2010
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Rumscheidt 

A Rumscheidt is someone who can hack and wireless device and be extremely pasty at the same time. They like to hit innocent little girls in the head as they walk by with no reason, and don't even say sorry. A Rumscheidt is definitely a cool person though. And they better be thankful I made this for them because they wanted it so badly.
Ex. 1
Did you see that Rumscheidt over there? He totally just blinded me with his whiteness!

Ex. 2
Those Rumscheidts sure know how to get with them apples!

Ex. 3
Owww Christian Rumscheidt did hit me in the head for no reason at all! He's soooo lame!
A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable young lady who always looks her best.

not many can handle her.

someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.

someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.

She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.
"Damn, did you see Rusche today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]
Rusche by Owliscious January 19, 2011

Rumschlag 

A term used to Describe a girl who is a little loose, but fun, usually known as a St. Dirty
Oh my look at that girl, she has def been rumschlaggen, or She is def a rumschlag.
Rumschlag by FunnyMHS June 14, 2008
an ape-like person with a low IQ who often speaks without thinking.
Wow, that guy just shit in the urinal, what a Ruesch.
Ruesch by A-WAH! July 29, 2008
A pre Madonna not to be confused with Prima Donna. Very hep and happening like the fregie song, glamorous. Though due to an accident of birth has a congenital west delhi slang.
RAM : "you that chick be totally hep and happening."
SHYAM : "yeah man is she a mtv roadie?"
GYAAN : "yo man she be a rusch... ask her for directions to rajori garden"
rusch by mothaslittlehelper August 30, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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