Ruysch

Ruysch, believed to be the creator of pedo bear. Ended up transforming into pedo bear after a terrible accident including childrens 'tooth paste' and a lucky bear claw. Hung like an arabian orangutang, from the depths of the forrest of cockatrouse, feeds on dick. Loves the pun tho!

Example 1: Omg that is is sucha monkey ass weirdo feeding on dick right naw. OMG he is a ruysch!

Example 2: Guy 1, Omg that guy loves dick so much that fraking pedo bear
Guy 2: Yeah but he loves the pun!
Guy 1: RUYSCH!

by bracyface November 10, 2010

Ruschmann's Law

Named after Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter, stating that if glitter is present, it will inevitably get EVERYWHERE.

Why is there glitter in my microwave?

Ruschmann's Law man, Ruschmann's Law.

by thegnome6631 November 14, 2010

Rumscheidt

A Rumscheidt is someone who can hack and wireless device and be extremely pasty at the same time. They like to hit innocent little girls in the head as they walk by with no reason, and don't even say sorry. A Rumscheidt is definitely a cool person though. And they better be thankful I made this for them because they wanted it so badly.

Ex. 1
Did you see that Rumscheidt over there? He totally just blinded me with his whiteness!

Ex. 2
Those Rumscheidts sure know how to get with them apples!

Ex. 3
Owww Christian Rumscheidt did hit me in the head for no reason at all! He's soooo lame!

by Christian's friend, I think :) August 7, 2011

Rusche

A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable young lady who always looks her best.

not many can handle her.

someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.

someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.

She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

"Damn, did you see Rusche today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :

by Owliscious January 19, 2011

Rumschlag

A term used to Describe a girl who is a little loose, but fun, usually known as a St. Dirty

Oh my look at that girl, she has def been rumschlaggen, or She is def a rumschlag.

by FunnyMHS June 14, 2008

Ruesch

an ape-like person with a low IQ who often speaks without thinking.

Wow, that guy just shit in the urinal, what a Ruesch.

by A-WAH! July 29, 2008

rusch

A pre Madonna not to be confused with Prima Donna. Very hep and happening like the fregie song, glamorous. Though due to an accident of birth has a congenital west delhi slang.

RAM : "you that chick be totally hep and happening."
SHYAM : "yeah man is she a mtv roadie?"
GYAAN : "yo man she be a rusch... ask her for directions to rajori garden"

by mothaslittlehelper August 30, 2007