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Rubber duckie

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

German rubber duckie 

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie? 

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010

Rubber Duckin 

The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda half boner.

Can be used as Rubber Duck
I was up in the club rubber duckin.

I tried to stick it her ass but I was only rubber duckin.

I cant lift that my penis, I'm only rubber duckin right now.

Rubber Duckey 

After a man cums inside a condom , he takes it off and smacks his lover with the cum filled condom
After we fucked I have her a good rubber duckey on the ass
Rubber Duckey by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019