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Roxanne songs 

Offense lyrics about the once beautiful name Roxanne chosen for your daughter who is now treated like a side chick, hoe, gold digger who only cares about herself and makeup...she is immediately told Roxannnnnnnnnnnnnne You don't have too....turn on the red llght ( that's a hooker light for when Roxanne's are up for sale) me thinks it is a red scarf laid over a light or a red glass fixture ect you get the picture. So if an attractive woman says her name is Roxanne please do not assume she is like the lyrics to these Roxanne wars with horrible boy bands like The Police where they ruin entire girl names like Titiana, Layla, California, Molly, Virginia, Gloria, Billy Jean, Diana, Betty, Dahlia, Eileen, Sherona, Stacy's Mom, Peggie Sue, Mrs.Robinson, Maggie May, Janie, ect.. Imagine what it is like to have an entire name ruined after you named your daughter which begs the question why there are no male names being ruined or used with negative images (oh they would like that...hmmm well that answers that question)
You: What's your name
me/ tired of Roxanne songs: Roxanne
You: Roxannnnnnnnnnne You don't have to turn on the red light...
me: I haven't heard that one yet
you: Really?
me: lol only everyday since 5th grade STOP!!!!!

and

You: what's your name?
Not in the mood me for listening to the Police song again/ Roxanne: Bertha
You: you don't look like a Bertha?
Not in the mood for listening to the Police song again/Roxanne: smiling Oh yeah smiling..(sorry Bertha's)
Roxanne songs by roxbox007 January 22, 2020
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You hate the song Roxanne by The Police? 

I think I tried to post the lyrics here but it never went through, apparently…
You hate the song Roxanne by The Police?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026