You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.

Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.

The Rota by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021

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Rokaya

Is the best person alive and you are so lucky if have a girlfriend named rokaya cuz she will always be here for you and always look out for you and will always organize you thoughts for you and also so fucking hot and cute have the best smile ever and extremely funny every one likes a rokaya

Man I’m so happy

Why

I have a rokaya in my life

Damn ur so fucking lucky I wish I have a rokaya

Rokaya by The best man alive ( A ) March 22, 2021

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become Romkaq's slave

Start following someone’s instructions without self-interest. In this case, human, who become Romkaq's slave looks in the eyes of others a complete idiot.

Be careful! These guys very dangerous. You may become Romkaq's slave.

become Romkaq's slave by Rikitakitoo August 10, 2019

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Rota toothbrush

when a friend sticks his toothbrush up another's anus.

"dude, he rota toothbrushed him?" means he stuck his toothbrush up his butt

Rota toothbrush by MIkey wikey April 16, 2015

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