When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.
Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.
I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.