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Rope dick 

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.
Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.
Rope dick by OGMudbone969 January 28, 2018

Nerds Rope Dick 

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy
"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"
Nerds Rope Dick by mynameismudd June 28, 2013

Indian rope dick 

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.
Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.
Indian rope dick by bkking33 August 2, 2019

Romanian Rope Dick 

When you throw your dick around and swing it like a lasso,but in Romania
“He’s throwing his dick around! It’s a Romanian rope dick!

Rope Dicking 

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.
John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?
Rope Dicking by kdod October 7, 2012

ropedick 

1. A stupid, incompetent, or detestable person;

2. Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead;

3. An unattractive or offensive person;

4. Someone who is not only an asshole but also a douchebag;

5. A ropedick acts with a total disregard for the welfare and/or happiness of others.
JC tried to steal my Grateful Dead Matchbox cars. What a ropedick!

I'm looking for the ropedick who hurled a brick through the window of the pizzeria.
ropedick by Monocle Man October 8, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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