Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

Rope dick

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.

Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.

by OGMudbone969 January 28, 2018

Nerds Rope Dick

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

by mynameismudd June 28, 2013

Indian rope dick

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.

Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.

by bkking33 August 2, 2019

Romanian Rope Dick

When you throw your dick around and swing it like a lasso,but in Romania

“He’s throwing his dick around! It’s a Romanian rope dick!

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

ropedick

1. A stupid, incompetent, or detestable person;

2. Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead;

3. An unattractive or offensive person;

4. Someone who is not only an asshole but also a douchebag;

5. A ropedick acts with a total disregard for the welfare and/or happiness of others.

JC tried to steal my Grateful Dead Matchbox cars. What a ropedick!

I'm looking for the ropedick who hurled a brick through the window of the pizzeria.

by Monocle Man October 8, 2009