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as a so called 'greebo' by the person mentioned above, i would also stand up for romford and for the 'greebos', we really arnt the ones lowering the tone of the place...or the ones slagging it off (there are far worse places in essex!)
...r.i.p. secrets....
romford by Trig March 3, 2005
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The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.
"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2
Romford by OD Smith January 31, 2009

Romford Motorbike 

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.
This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.
Romford Motorbike by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

Romford Hold 

A local town located in east London renowned for its plane enthusiasts. When a plane is on approach to London Heathrow, it is often put into a holding pattern at around 12000 feet above romford.

Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.
Jamie: "Have you seen Mark anywhere recently I haven't seen him in a while?"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"
Romford Hold by battlefield19422 April 30, 2013

Romford Handshake 

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
Romford Handshake by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Romford loo 

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin
Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks
Romford loo by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022

Romford Rat 

A person from Romford, Essex who looks like a rat.
Person A: Oh, you know Harry is from Romford!
Person B: I always knew he was a Romford Rat.
Romford Rat by youdrewstars July 12, 2024
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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