similar to the practice of boobfucking, this term refers to the sexual act between a man and woman such that the man takes his obese partner's fat rolls and wraps it around his wang and resumes to "fuck it" in them same manner until sexual culmination.
Hieu: Do you see that morbidly obesething over there that resembles a female? I want to hook up with her and start rollfucking those flabs!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!