Rohje (pronounced roaj) is the single syllable word used by members of the Boy Cunt Crew when, due to the extreme complexity of a two syllable word, they are trying to say Rojone.
a little shit that thinks everything he says is really funny. fr though all he does is say cringy shit that no one laughs at that makes me want to bury myself in a hole and drink acid to kill myself. please god help him, otherwise Marlen Sittampalam will churn him in his stand mixer in the shitty town that is Swindon. he honestly is the most horny motherfucker known to man yet he does not have the ability to speak to a girl without shitting himself
Perving, ogling, UNFing, objectifying the ethereal physical beauty of Robert Pattinson, usually in response to a UNF picture or gif of Rob. Most commonly used as a hashtag on Twitter and Tumblr.
Rob'sthighs are so loooooooong, hnnnnnngg. #Robjectify
this kid has a shitty youtube cannel where he records unoriginal shitty content that makes the viewer want to legitemately die. his content is so shit that i literally cry myself to sleep every night. what an absolute sket sket skunk shit ball. he also complains left right and centre and still plays fortnite 12 times a day. his mom feeds him and wipes his ass
ethan: have you seen this video it is actually bad
ismail: yeah it was made by rohethan sasitharan
rohethan: shut up ethan ure jaunty
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!