Rohde
Red pubes, red hair and 14 twin brothers riding together in a shitty Hyundi stationwagon are all characteristics of a Rohde. He can insult Zach Hoch with ease and he always has a way wif the ladies. Of course, he must mistake average interactions like being served food @ a restaurant as being girls' attempts to flirt wif him. Anywho, with his sexy asthma and arthritis in 72.5% of his joints he could bang any chick at The Jungle he wantswant to (but first he needs to stop working 12 hour days and have his mommy give him a ride). Also, he will let teachers take his lunch without complaint and he will jog his ass onto the f-ball field wif a water bottle to serve his team even though they cut his ass from JV. Rohde is derived from the Ancient Greek word "Roadhead" meaning "One Who Craves Feely's Cock"