An idiot of a guy who thinks he knows everything but doesnt bad at everything and pretty much sucks u dont want to be friends with hom caus ehe brings bad luck goodluck being friends with him u will regret cause he is a motherfucking idiot
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
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Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?