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Rockin Cock 

It's just a dildo with a bluetooth speaker duct taped to the sack.
Honey, I wanna spice things up, grab me the good ol' rockin cock.
Rockin Cock by Cr.4.zy April 3, 2019
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cock-rockin 

a term used to refer to a handjob, can be considered masterbation, or getting a handjob from a girl (preferable)

derived from the fact that my friends say i used the word handjob in excess, hence i crafted a new word for the same activity
i downloaded this new porn and i was cock-rockin all night.

dude, did she suck? nah man, she just rocked cock.
cock-rockin by lee hamilton January 26, 2005

rockin' my cock off 

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"

Rockin' out with my cock out 

A time in which oneself walks around with their abnormally large penis hanging out because they did not have the time to throw it over their shoulder and wrap it around their waist a few times, then fold it in half three times to make it appear normal size.
Dude, I was so sleepy this morning by the time I got out of the shower I was late for work so I decided today I was going to be rockin' out with my cock out.

Rockin out with my cock out 

can be used to define what kind of night you are going to have, self explanatory. Usually used when a night of extreme alcoholism, fun, debauchery, or cocksmithing will be had.

Also used similarly with the term 'hangin out with my wang out' which usually takes place before rocking out with the cock out

cock rocking 

When someone puts pop rocks in their mouth and gives a blowjob.
"I totally blew a huge load from the cock rocking she gave me last night."
cock rocking by slowfib & blorgetta September 8, 2009

Cock Rocking 

The opposite of cock blocking; a friend who helps you get pussy
Nick: "You this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night!"

Danielle: "I know, you tapped that shit
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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