Rocker Mom 

Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".

Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.

Rocker Mom by the JE55 October 24, 2008

mom rocket 

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

mom rocket by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

mom rockers 

Rock bands populated by mothers who are either 1.) trying to recapture their youth 2.)a novelty act or 3.) political as hell and trying to overthrow the fucked up system we live in.

Those aren't riot grrrrlz, those are mom rockers!

mom rockers by PlacentaMom February 25, 2006

rocketmom 

A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.

Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"

rocketmom by Shitty McFartle September 12, 2005

momma rocket 

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.

Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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momma rocket by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012