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Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition
According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

Rockwall Heath Highschool 

A school mostly filled with snobby rich kids who think the shoes you wear determine your popularity. All girls here are absolute hoes, and think they're royalty. Everywhere you turn theres crackheads in the corner smoking julls. We've gotten threatened to get shot up at least 2 times. Gotta love Rockwall Heath! Oh yah and Rockwall highschool sucks ass!!
Gotta love Rockwall Heath Highschool! Oh yah and Rockwall Highschool sucks ass!

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One 

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One 

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

Rockwall Texas 

The smallest county in Texas is also home to some seriously stupid kids. In the High Schools 1/2 of the kids smoke weed and almost all of them leave High School non Virgins. The few black guys there are have the hottest white girls on their dicks at will. It is also impossible to find a hot girl who hasn't sent out nude pics. Every hot girl in the school (im talking to you RHHS) has some seriously hot nude pics. Good luck trying to thrive here if you are any religion besides christian. The word Jesus is in every other sentence that comes out of peoples mouths here. Did i mention Chuck Norris also live in this town? Not to sure what brought him here, the low perfect blend of city and country or the fine ass milfs that live here feeding off of their rich ass husbands. Located next to a large lake you can always count on the hot chicks of Facebook posting sexy Bikini pics on their boats. If you are intrested in this town do not move here. Our streets are falling apart from heavy traffic and we dont want anymore people moving in.
Those kids were smoking weed like they lived in Rockwall Texas.
Rockwall Texas by kewl shmuel July 24, 2012
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