Rock top
Hitting rock top means you have just experienced the greatest moment in your entire life. Truly, a moment that you will never forget. This is the polar opposite of rock bottom.
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rock top
When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.
rock top by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015
Related Words
rock top • rock yo top • Top of the Rock • rocktopus • Rocktopher • Rocktopotomus • rocktopous • rock • rock star • Rock 'n' roll
rock yo top
"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1
"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2
Or
"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2
Or
"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
rock yo top by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
Top of the Rock
The high from smoking the first crack rock of the day; or the act of smoking the first crack rock of the day
Top of the Rock by Pierrot le Fou July 30, 2008
Rocktopotomus
Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."
"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005
Rocktopus
A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.
Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.
The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.
The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?
Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?
Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
Rocktopus by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
rocktopus
Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
rocktopus by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005
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