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Robot Dick 

The metal vaporizers in use by DB hipsters to let others know they have just come out of the closet,the user of a robot dick will convey how gay they are by what scent they decide to use in their robot dick.
Mr. Barton has a whole closet of robot dicks next to his collection of skinny jeans and eurotrash scarves.
Robot Dick by superwebley August 31, 2015
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robot dicks 

An annoying mispronunciation of robotics. Used when your nerdy friends talk about robotics to make fun of them.
Robert: Wow I just love robotics so much!!
Kevin: You mean you love robot dicks?
robot dicks by Goldensage1 June 28, 2010

root dick 

When your veins pop out of your dick, resembling the roots a tree/plant.
Dude, wanna check out my root dick? I think I got it from Dani.
root dick by RootDick6969 November 28, 2009

Dick Root 

The base, or root, of the male genitalia. This non-visible portion of the dick runs beneath the balls and forms a strong foundation for the erect dick. It is often neglected during stimulation.
Yo man, Shaquanda gave me the best BJ last night. She sucked me dry, all the way to the Dick Root man.
Dick Root by ThirdSt May 31, 2009

dick root 

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.
Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.
dick root by FSRueful July 27, 2022

find the square root of my dick 

b is for ball
Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony
kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC