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Robertosis

A mental disorder that gives pessimistic meaning to every action a person does, specially if it's gayish.
Guy 1: Selling my car..
Person with Robertosis: He just want to let us know he has nice car
by thelastblingking September 11, 2019
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robertsons

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.
-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.
by Binesauce May 31, 2018
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Robertosexual

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.
I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent
by bertto__ May 18, 2021
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Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.
Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.
by Asianduck November 30, 2017
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Robertosexual

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.
I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent
by bertto__ May 18, 2021
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Robertsing

Act of being a huge follower, or following someone so closely that it is as if the follower is poking him or her in the ass.
Damn Bryan! Why are you robertsing me?
by Jim Cummings August 1, 2008
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Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.
Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.
by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018
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