Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

Robertoism by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018

Robertism 

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp

Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man

Robertism by pope #3 October 28, 2020

Robertish 

A god complex beyond narcissism, believing you are so Sicko Mode that not even Big Chungus can surpass you; a literal fucking prick.

Lye: Ugh.. Kyouko is going on about herself again.. she’s so robertish...

Robertish by guppliiii January 16, 2019

Robertistic 

Commonly used to describe someone not worth a thing, especially if one is named Robert

“Hey stfu you robertistic bitch”

Robertistic by OneRobertisticHoe February 20, 2022

Robertosexual 

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.

I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent

Robertosexual by bertto__ May 18, 2021

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

Robertois Honeus Mustardis by Asianduck November 30, 2017

Robertosexual 

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.

I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent

Robertosexual by bertto__ May 18, 2021