Robertino

He's a sweet, caring, stubborn, blunt, funny type of guy. He has street smarts, common sense, and an education. He takes pride in taking care of family and being responsible. He loves family and friends more than anything but's afraid to show his vulnerability for fear of getting hurt. As sweet as he is, he doesn't take any crap. However, it takes a lot to get him in an confrontation. He comes off as shy at first but once you meet him, you're sure to fall for him.

Robertino I love you.
Robetino is always quiet.

by Lover of a Robertino August 8, 2014

Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

robertsons

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Roberto Nevilis

The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it

Roberto Nevilis is the intellectual who invented homework

by swagy chillswag July 1, 2020

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

RobertIDK

1: A butt face memer.

2: a noice Canadian youtuber who loves youtubers and can actually sing.

Person 1: *kicks over a trash can of memeswhile singing All Star*
Person 2: wish you're acting like RobertIDK

by Danisfabulous_ November 13, 2016