Robert Patterson
Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
Robert Patterson by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022
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Robert Pattinson
Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019
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Robert Pattinson
the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020
Robert Pattinson
An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson by chrissy9 August 2, 2009
Robert Pattinson
British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Robert Pattinson by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009
Robert Pattinson
Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.
Also see: ugly and untalented
Also see: ugly and untalented
Robert Pattinson by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009
Robert Pattinson
He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.
Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!
Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!
Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top
Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!
Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top
Robert Pattinson by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009
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