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Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

Walter Roberson 

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000
OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy
Walter Roberson by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019

robertsons 

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.
-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.
robertsons by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.
Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*
Pat Robertson by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

pat robertson

An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.
Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.
pat robertson by mud January 17, 2004

Gravy Robbers

A resturant from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show where they try to steal the gravy right off your table.
Cause there ain't no sherrif here at Gravy Robbers!
Gravy Robbers by DeadKenny September 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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