Getting the shit beaten out of you, most likely in spectacular and exciting redneck fashion. An obvious homage to "Roadhouse", which, is one of the best movies ever!
Oh my God! After hitting on that chick he got totally roadhoused by her boyfriend and his fratbuddies!
Dirty south record label since 2009 that originated in Fayetteville, AR. Co-founded by DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga. Known for very dirty lyrics(mostly freestyle) over crunk beats. Their most widely heard songs are Booty Sweat and Ice Cream Blow Job.
Sarah: "I just downloaded the new Roadhouse Ent. mixtape."
Logan: "I heard they're disgusting."
Joe: "Booty Sweat is sick!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.