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hit the road 

to leave a meeting/place (because you just have to); other way of saying "have to go"...
aight i gotta hit the road, peace, later!
hit the road by bzikofski December 2, 2004

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

hit the road jack 

Slang for get out of here

Jack is guy's name but still used on woman

You don't use people use it as much

Probably got it from the song or the show unhappily ever after
Wife: i'm getting a divorce so hit the road jack and I don't want to see you again

Husband: fine, I will leave
hit the road jack by Pockeydockey September 15, 2016

Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.
Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that

Hit The Road Jack 

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.
"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."
Hit The Road Jack by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

hit a road 

When a person or group of people smoke marijuana while driving. This can be done on any road, however the best roads a those with little civilian and police traffic. Smokers may choose to hot-box or roll the windows down, this is based on preference.
Yo Andrew do you want to go hit a road after work?
hit a road by Danny (aka Dirty D) January 22, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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