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Rizztraining order 

His fizz was so overwhelming, I had to get a rizztraining order!
Rizztraining order by rizzlord December 27, 2022

Rizztraining order 

Rizz so powerful it needs to be contained. Any dude within a 100 mile radius of this rizz stands no chance of getting any bitches. This rizz is only weilded by the god of rizz a.k.a "Him".
Guy 1: Bro, no one near James can get any bitches.
Guy 2: Yeah, he needs a rizztraining order.

Rizztraining Order 

When the rizz is so strong that she has to fear for her life and stay away from you
Jake: "Yo, did you hear about how Jake was stalking Clara for a whole week and was caught sniffing the chairs she sat on? He needs a rizztraining order against him."

Rizztraining Order 

A play on words between restraining and rizz, a popular slang for ability to pick up women or men.

Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal
Damn bro, you need a rizztraining order

“Give bro a rizztraining order what is he doing 💀”

The Rizztraining Order 

This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.
Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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