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Rizztard 

Someone who lacks any rizz or someone who can’t pull or sustain a bitch
“Damn David just fumbled another bitch I swear he can’t fucking pull he is such a rizztard”
Rizztard by GRΛY November 4, 2022
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Rizztastic 

The word used to describe somebody or something that has unerring rizz. People who are described as the rizzler, the rizzard of oz, a rizzly bear, etc. can be described as rizztastic.
Person 1: Jeffery is such a rizzler!
Person 2: yes, Jeffery Is rizztastic!
Rizztastic by Rizztastic rizzler March 14, 2023
Plural: Riztarded

To be a riztard or a riztarded is the act of being not good enough to be called retarded. Also used in place of the word retard or retarded since many people strongly dislike the word.
"You are a riztard"

"You are acting really riztarded"

"Andy is a riztard" or "Andy is riztarded"

"Do you even like pizza or are you riztarded?"

"Oh my gah.. you are soo riztarded"

"This computer is riztarded"

Rizztarded

When the sped guy gets all the bitches.
Did you hear that autistic Randy went to prom with the girl with triple d’s?

Yeah bros rizztarded
Rizztarded by The aurizzdick one October 3, 2023

rizoast bizeef 

The hood word for the meal containing roast beef. Commonly used in the southern parts of Alabama and Arkansas.
I hopped into my ride to go back to the crib to eat some rizoast bizeef.
rizoast bizeef by Carter Wasem February 25, 2005
THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER. she is a sexy beast and i love her. zomg. <3
i remember when you were always there for me. STILL ARE. love you BEB/ Rizta <3
Rizta by teholaughs September 29, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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