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Rite Aid 

A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.

Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
John: wanna play ball tonight?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
Rite Aid by jinjuice March 26, 2008

Rite Aid Robber 

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.
Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone
Rite Aid Robber by New Cumberland February 10, 2018

rite aid shoes 

their the cheap five dollar shoes that make your feet stink, not comfortable until you wear it until the inside of it turns black, and gives you bad tanlines. their the shit. it's the shoes that both scene kids can two step in, and bag ladies both afford.

comes in different designs and colors
foreign kid: "WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR SHOES?"
scenekid: "RITEAID BIZZNATCH"
foreign kid:"OOH DONT THEY SELL ICECREAM THERE?"
*scene kid stomps away in cheap five dollar shoes that's made out of paper on the bottom*.

kid one: "yeah rite aid shoes rool, they made mah feet stanky, and they have holez on them. lolzolz."
second kid: "ooh my grandma has those, and so does the bum down the street. TEEHEE"
rite aid shoes by olivia aka retra February 16, 2006

Rite-aid shoes

Way rad shoes that have elastic across the front and cardboard on the bottom. Super cheap, super cute and everyone can wear them! What more could you ask for? Besides, you can get some yummy ice cream at the same time!
scene kid: "Grandma, where'd you get those awesome shoes?"
grandma: "Rite-aid"
scene kid:"Right on! I'm gonna get me some of those Rite-aid shoes! Do you want some ice cream?"
grandma:"Yes please, Dear."
Rite-aid shoes by the stache August 7, 2006

rite-aid tan 

A tan you get from wearing those cute flats from Rite-Aid!

The flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front.
"Haha, there's like a dark square on your feet."

"Mhm, it's a Rite-Aid tan I got from wearing flats from Rite-Aid."
rite-aid tan by shoes_obsession June 14, 2008

wanna go to rite aid 

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"
Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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